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Candy Horn Unicornator Are you an old horse longing to escape the glue factory? Well, if you are we have your answer! Come to our factory to be made into a UNICORN! Our revolutionary //Candy Horn Unicornator// is completely safe and not tested on small animals such as rabbits, guinea pigs or hamsters, just be sure to read the fine print. Please note this procedure is non-refundable. The first thing to do when using our ground-breaking machine is to pour your favorite candy into the candy liquefier. Soon after the candy has turned into a gum like paste, turn the gears on the side of the machine. This will shape the candy into a horn-like-figure. Subsequently, watch the freezing air blow over the horns, thus freezing them. Meanwhile, you, the soon-to-be unicorn is lifted up onto the conveyor belt. Next, the horns are welded onto your eagerly awaiting head using sweet, sticky maple syrup. Lastly, the magical pixie dust is sprinkled over your head, allowing you to fly away into the night sky. Good luck with your journey!

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